10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm