10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have