10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson