10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson