10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."