10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.