10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]