10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.