10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-