10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.