10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.