10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"