10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe