10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."