10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05