10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson