10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"