10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.