10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Welcome to kicker school