10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels