10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson