10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.