10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.