10 Random Poker Quotes
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- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for loners.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm