10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.