10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- It's Free To Fold...
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.