10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger