10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!