10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.