10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.