10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.