10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth