10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack