10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss