10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is