10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.