10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- It's Free To Fold...
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph