10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.