10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.