10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.