10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln