10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)