10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."