10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-