10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.