10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi