10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion