10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.