10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed