10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer